Google PageRank Victims Anonymous

Be sure to check out Snownation.com (PR 3) coming November 1, 2007.

Update: Winner of the PageRank Slam competition

Update: I have added more new buttons at the bottom (added after contest)

Update: Contact me: sportsayer AT gmail dot com

The victim was found with over 2,000 kilos of paid text links on his person... (The victim was found with over 2,000 kilos of paid text links on his person...)

Unfortunately, PR7 never got to fulfill his final wish, to climb Mount Everest... (Unfortunately, PR7 never got to fulfill his final wish, to climb Mount Everest...)

Nuf said... (Nuf said...)

Objects in mirror may be closer to accurate than Google PageRank appears... (Objects in mirror may be closer to accurate than Google PageRank appears...)

Hey, weren't you that guy that had a PR7? Yeah, what was that website called again? (Hey, weren't you that guy that had a PR7? Yeah, what was that website called again?)

Google PageRank Victims Anonymous (Google PageRank Victims Anonymous)

I DEMAND ANSWERS! (I DEMAND ANSWERS!)

Post-Contest Additions Below:

For the Optimists... (For the Optimists...)

For the Pessimists... (For the Pessimists...)

Hahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! (Hahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha!)

No sleep, no relationship, no life... no Google PageRank (No sleep, no relationship, no life... no Google PageRank)

Honestly Google, I do not sell links... oh, but I am gonna need to see a warrant before you search the place. (Honestly Google, I do not sell links... oh, but I am gonna need to see a warrant before you search the place.)

I've got what they call the "No Game, Game." It's not working out too well with the ladies... or Matt Cutts. (I've got what they call the "No Game, Game." It's not working out too well with the ladies... or Matt Cutts.)

Okay, here is what you do. Print this button out and tape it on your monitor over your existing Google PageRank... now go take a nap. (Okay, here is what you do. Print this button out and tape it on your monitor over your existing Google PageRank... now go take a nap.)

You are SO the man (and/or woman)... now get out there and blog about it! (You are SO the man (and/or woman)... now get out there and blog about it!)

Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BLOGGING! (Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BLOGGING! )